Bratty Randy Moore Wears Our Tiny Dick T-Shirt

Posted in News, Rants and Raves on October 25th, 2011 by webmaster


I Bet You Have A Tiny Dick

Bratty Randy Moore in her I Bet You Have A Tiny Dick Blue Burnout Tee from Kill Your Culture. Tell all the Douchebags that they have a Tiny Dick! I Bet You have a Tiny Dick Tee states simply your thoughts about the opposite sexes reproductive anatomy. A great tee to lose all the jag offs driving monster trucks. Penis Envy has never looked so sweet! Let them know today buy yours from 313 Merchandise or Kill Your Culture. Visit Bratty Randy here

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Weedo Jima T-Shirt in Culture Magazine

Posted in News on October 25th, 2011 by webmaster


Culture Magazine

Check out this month’s CULTURE, America’s #1 Medical Marijuana Lifestyle Magazine for our Weedo Jima T-Shirt in their “COOL STUFF” section. Our design is spear heading the Medical Cannabis movement in America and you can grab your Weedo Jima T-Shirt Today at 313 Merch or Kill Your Culture in our 420 Category and support our Cannabis Troops. Read more here

Weedo Jima T Shirt

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Dabba The Hutt – Hash Dabs Star Wars T-Shirt

Posted in New Designs on October 24th, 2011 by webmaster

Dabba The Hutt

The Latest from 313/Kill Your Culture 420 Collection Dabba The Hutt. We all know The Notorious Gangster Jabba The Hutt but we rarely hear of his entrepreneur stoner brother Dabba The Hutt. Instead of pursuing a vicious life of crime, Dabba who consists of 100% Bubble Hash, decided to take his love for Hash Dabbs to the next level and opened his very own Hash Bar, Dabba’s Hutt!

Dabba The Hutt

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Purple Urkle Now Available on Black & Mustard T-Shirts!

Posted in New Designs on September 21st, 2011 by webmaster


Our “Infamous Purple Urkle” design is now available on black t-shirts at 313 Merch and for a Limited Time visit our Kill Your Culture Store for “Mustard” yellow for all you Pot Smoking Lakers Fans. “Don’t be a Jerk Buy a Purple Urk!”

Purple Urkle T Shirt

Purple Urkle Mustard T Shirt

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313 Merchandise – an email from one of our customers

Posted in Rants and Raves on September 1st, 2011 by webmaster

I just wanted to write you a little review for your site, I couldn’t find a section for it, so I figured I’d send it in and you could put it in the appropriate spot. If you don’t have one, you should start a testimonials section.

Grandaddy Purple T-Shirt

“My “Granddaddy Purple” shirt just arrived and I love it. The material is so soft and comfy and the graphic is printed on really well. I’ve had negative experiences ordering shirts onlne before, and I wasn’t sure what to expect but these guys really do know what they’re doing. The design is printed right into the shirt so its not one of those ones thats gonna crack over time and stretching. They hooked it up with some freebies too and totally made my day. Order a size bigger, I’m glad I did :] Thanks again 313!”

JP

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Burger King Diamond T-Shirt

Posted in New Designs on July 29th, 2011 by webmaster


All Hail Burger King Diamond, The King has returned to Flame Broil us all in the name of Satan! Now we can all eat whoppers in hell! Have it Your Way Here

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I Survived The Rapture T-Shirt- Judgement Day May 21 2011

Posted in New Designs on May 21st, 2011 by webmaster

NEW FROM Kill Your Culture-313 Merch
The Rapture T Shirt May 21 2011

The Rapture May 21 The Day of Judgement May 21 2011 is here. God throws the gavel on all sinners as the holy vanishes instantly into heaven. Get your I Survived The Rapture T-Shirt and celebrate your soul burning in hell on earth! Purchase I Survived The Rapture T-Shirt at any of our two locations on various styles and sizes.


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The Human Beer Bong T-Shirt

Posted in New Designs on May 20th, 2011 by webmaster


The Human Beer Bong T Shirt


Just when you thought you was distubed by the Human Centipede Now Comes The Human Beer Bong!! A Beer Bong is inserted through the mouth and the tube is forced through three bodies that are sewn together and passed through the anus track for flavor! Get Your Human Beer Bong here

Sam Jerry Scam Artist & Douchebag!

Posted in Scams on May 5th, 2011 by webmaster

Here is another and probably a friend of Mark Joe or Mr. Joe going for two orders! LOL!

Hello,
Thanks for the total quote of my order.The total cost of my order is
quite correct and okay by me and I’m ready to pay the bills . I shall
inform my freight forwarder who will be coming to pick up the order to
hold on and come immediately you inform me that the items are ready
for pick up then i can give you a call on that day to get the items
packed for pick up and they will call you on their arrival at your
address.Also I want you to help me Charge another $400.00 from my
card for the freight forwarder who will be coming to pick up my
ordered items from you.

The $400.00 that will be sent to the freight forwarder is for the
shipping of my order and other items i ordered from different part of
the country which is to be picked up by him and should be deducted
from my credit card.Also, I’m compensating you with the sum of $100
for the transfer fee and for your efforts. Please note that i should
have given the shipping agency my credit card for him to deduct the
freight charges but he told me that he doesn’t have the facilities to
charge or debit credit card , so that’s why i bring my vote of
confidence in you and i want you to assist me in this measure, so i
want you to transfer the funds to him after you have make the charges
and the money charged from my credit card is in your account,then you
can now make the transfer to the agent via western union ..i will have
love to do this my self but there are no western union here around me
cos i am out of town to monitor my estate construction at a remote
village,So the charges you’ll make on my credit card will be:

Order Fee: $697.50
Agent fee: $400
Transfer Fee with shipping fare $100
Total: $1197.5
Note that my credit card will be charged for the amounts above.Please
do get back to me if you are in the office right now so that i can
forward my credit card details to you, then you can charge the funds

Regard
Jerry
samjerryptyltd@gmail.com

Scam Artist Douchebag Mark Joe

Posted in Scams on May 5th, 2011 by webmaster

We Love to post these Scam Emails we receive for T-Shirts. Here is our latest Douchebag Mark Joe!

Hello ,
Good to hear back from you,here is the needed items stated below

1) Old Glory T-Shirt
Style: Mens vintage blue, Size: Medium
============== Qty 12

2) I Bet You Have a Tiny Dick Girls T Shirt
Style: Girls Vintage Blue, Size: Medium
============== Qty 12

3) FINGER FUCK T-SHIRT
size: small, style: Silver-Vintage
============== Qty 12

4) MY DOG SMELLS YOUR PUSSY T-SHIRT
size: small, style: White
============== Qty 12

5) THE NAKED BEGGARS CABARET T-SHIRT
size: small, style: White
============== Qty 12

6) I LOVE COFFEE AFTER FUCKING GIRLS T-SHIRT
size: x-small-white only, style: White
============== Qty 12

Please don’t worry about the shipping cost because i have my personal
shipping agent in Belgrade, Mt. 59714, USA. That will come for the pick up
of the package in you stores and i have inform them about this and they
told me the best way to come for the pick up in your store is for you to
email me the below,

1,Your name
2,Your store address
3,How many packages
4,weight of each box
5,How many boxes
6,Your Tel# and Fax #.
7,The exact time the packages will be ready for pick up.
8,Total order amount

Kindly get back to me with the total amount of my order alone excluding the
shipping cost, so i can forward you my credit card details to process for
the order.
Thank you for your co-operation and God will bless you.

Regards,

MARK JOE
M&J STORES LTD
18 Pulteney St, Ullapool,
Ross-Shire,
Highland IV26 2UP Scotland
Tell: 01854 612 73
mjstoresltd@gmail.com