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In his first State of the Union address, President Obama declared that he would work to “finally repeal the law that denies gay Americans the right to serve the country they love because of who they are.” Though a June 2009 Gallup poll showed that 69% of Americans support allowing gays and lesbians to serve in the military, repealing “Don’t ask, don’t tell” will take more than a declaration — it will take an act of Congress.

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Our response to this is The Military Is Gay! T Shirt

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Tilikum Strikes again! Lurking in the waters of Orlando’s SEA WORLD Tilikum the Killer Whale has taken a third victim. In response to the recent spree of murders by this Serial Killer Whale we have released “Serial Killer” T Shirt. Grab a Serial Killer Whale Shirt before the next attack!

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Our latest design is for Marijuana Legalization.  Weed O Jima the iconic soldiers fight to keep our most sacred plant “high” in the air! These tees will be a huge bong hit in Smoke Shops order yours today.
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Our latest in Tank Tops! The Charlie Sheen “Wife Beater”. This is a Classic Domestic Tank Top please report any abuse to your local authorities.

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Sheen charged in alleged Christmas Day assault on wife in Aspen
His wife said that Sheen had pinned her to a bed and held a knife to her throat. He faces up to three years in prison. More here

Fresh from 313 Merch comes our “Happy Little Trees T-Shirt” featuring Bob Ross spliffin’ it up! A great vintage pot classic. Happy Little Trees Tees are nicely printed on our latest Silky Soft Vintage Wash line of t-shirts or classic ringer styles! These are gonna be HOT grab one today!

Baby On Board T-Shirt

Fresh outta 2010 is  Baby On Board T-Shirt. This shirt will definitely piss some baby lovers off ! Inspired as revenge to all the parents who cry for special attention with their ‘Baby on Board Sign” posted in the rear window while driving their BMW’s like a douche bag! Wear this one on your next airline flight so as to annoy the tiny little bastard’s parents who’s screaming infant is keeping you awake the entire fucking flight!

The year 2009′ brought some great designs from 313 merch! Morbid but funny the death of David Carradine created our Infamous Hung Fu T-Shirt.
The San Diego Comic Con saw and felt the ultimate revenge from Anti- Twilight haters with our Twilight is Gay Tee.

We brought many So-Cal Cannabis Collectives and the THC Expo  The OG Kush T-Shirt.

and with the Tiger Woods sex scandal we ended the year with a buying frenzy for our Tiger Woods Player T-Shirt! Topical shirts seem to be the popular subject and 313 merch is on top of current events in the news. Stay with us in 2010′ for more great funny t-shirts to come.

Chris Gore the main writer and the founder of Film Threat, and  G4-TV reviews this week’s hottest DVD releases with Sara Jean Underwood wearing our Tiger Woods “Player” T shirt! Get yours today here.

The Tiger Woods sex scandal has sparked our latest Tiger Woods Player T-Shirt. Tiger has been running a 14 hole course into the rough with 14 alleged affairs, more here. Tiger Woods Player Tees are printed on our latest “Vintage Wash Silky Soft Tees” available on Vintage Wash Silver, Creme, Sage, Ash and classic white styles. These will definately be a hit on the local green. Grab a Tiger Woods Player Tee today while supplies last!

The Balloon Boy T-Shirt from 313 Merch is here! Colorado police say they have evidence that the parents of a boy (Falcon Heene) mistakenly believed to have been carried away by a helium balloon are guilty of a hoax more here. We here “Wanted to Believe” that Falcon was aboard the Helium Balloon that we created our vision of his triumphant flight above Fort Collins Tree Tops. The Balloon Boy is printed sublimation on all light styles grab your Balloon Boy T-Shirt Today!