Posted in News, Rants and Raves on March 14th, 2012 by webmaster
Tags: Bad Business, Clayton Ney, expanded rubber products, Moral Judgment, mousepads, Softtouch
I run a funny novelty t shirt and merchandise company similar to T-Shirt Hell or Spencer’s Gifts and recently have been refereed to this company for wholesale rubber products specifically Soft touch mouse pad material. My company reached out to Expanded Rubber Products regarding pricing of these in quantity of blanks and requested a few samples. The company owner decided to Google Search my company on the web and wrote us the following email:
I decided to look for additional information on your company and
like all did a GOOGLE search. I looked at your web site.
I am sorry but I can not sell you product that is printed this way.
I need to pass on sending samples, quoting or additional correspondence.
Our response to Expanded Rubber Products was :
Wow, We were not asking you to print the materials for us, as we do
all of our printing in house. We were inquiring as to the cost and
appearance of your wholesale blank products of your company’s. It is
your job to quote prices and sell product. It is not your job to pass
moral judgment on what a customer does with the product after it is
purchased. Last time I checked, we still had have free speech in this
country. I would think twice about what you are saying here, as there
will be many ramifications both for you and your company if you choose
to pass judgment onto my company based on your own moral convictions.
The Internet is a powerful tool and as such are review sites, forums,
and blogs. Do as you wish, but remember, your actions will have
consequences. I will be forwarding this email to your superiors and
other wholesalers and vendors as well.
After speaking personally with the owner his response was ” I can’t have my employees going to your website”
Posted in News, Rants and Raves on October 25th, 2011 by webmaster
Tags: Bratty Randy Moore, Small Penis, Tiny Dick
Bratty Randy Moore in her I Bet You Have A Tiny Dick Blue Burnout Tee from Kill Your Culture. Tell all the Douchebags that they have a Tiny Dick! I Bet You have a Tiny Dick Tee states simply your thoughts about the opposite sexes reproductive anatomy. A great tee to lose all the jag offs driving monster trucks. Penis Envy has never looked so sweet! Let them know today buy yours from 313 Merchandise or Kill Your Culture. Visit Bratty Randy here
Posted in Rants and Raves on September 1st, 2011 by webmaster
Tags: GDP, Grandaddy Purple, The Purps
I just wanted to write you a little review for your site, I couldn’t find a section for it, so I figured I’d send it in and you could put it in the appropriate spot. If you don’t have one, you should start a testimonials section.
“My “Granddaddy Purple” shirt just arrived and I love it. The material is so soft and comfy and the graphic is printed on really well. I’ve had negative experiences ordering shirts onlne before, and I wasn’t sure what to expect but these guys really do know what they’re doing. The design is printed right into the shirt so its not one of those ones thats gonna crack over time and stretching. They hooked it up with some freebies too and totally made my day. Order a size bigger, I’m glad I did :] Thanks again 313!”
Posted in Rants and Raves on March 22nd, 2011 by webmaster
We have been busy this year, not only bringing you some new great designs but more importantly the release of our new website Kill Your Culture! We basically have cloned ourselves and added alot new styles that you can not find at 313. With KYC (Kill Your Culture) we are bringing more of a “Branded” feel with our apparel. We also will be having alot more black t shirt choices, T-Shirts with Studs, Burnout V-Necks for Men and Women. Take a look at Kill Your Culture here.
Posted in New Designs, Rants and Raves on July 28th, 2009 by webmaster
Tags: Alan Tudyk, Comic-Con 09', Twilight is Gay T-Shirt
Dollhouse “Hunk” Alan Tudyk was spotted recently walking the carpets at Comic-Con 09′ wearing one of our “Twilight is Gay” T-Shirts! Here seen with “Friday Night Lights” hottie Adrianne Palicki. Read more »
Posted in New Designs, Rants and Raves on June 4th, 2009 by webmaster
Tags: Cool Tees Funny Shirts, Cool tshirts, Funny T-Shirts
Holy Shit Balls! Buying cool t-shirts in bulk is now made easy. 10 of our Kick-Ass funny T-Shirts for only $100! Now you and your friends can all be wearing our classic offensive t-shirts for $10 each! So what the hell are you waiting for? That’s a Savings of Over 40-50% Off! Order today click here.
Posted in Rants and Raves on May 30th, 2009 by webmaster
Times are tough here at 313 Merch so we decided to whore our very own model Sarah Jane to T-Shirt Hell’s Whore OF The Month Contest! and she won! and now we can afford cheese on our whoppers this month! Sarah has an ass that can launch a 1,000 loads, whoops I mean t-shirts!! You can check her out on Model Mayhem here and If anyone needs a model give her a shout we will whore her out again if the price is right! You can also buy this t shirt from T-Shirt hell here.
Posted in Rants and Raves on May 12th, 2009 by webmaster
What the hell is a Gunt? Well Urban Dictionary gives us the meaning as simply The bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt… The Gunt (Gut+Cunt= Gunt). Well this brings to mind all the foul spandex wearing beasts that troll the All You Can Eat Buffets daily. Read more »