Holy Shit! Republican President candidate John McCain caught with his spoon in hand! Not a Coca Cola classic but a “Cocaine Classic”. Old John McCain comes nicely printed on various colors and just in time to “do a bump” for the election. Shirts come in 1 Gram and many 8 Ball Sizes. We have just enough of these stashed to make Pablo Escobar jealous. But John’s dealing them out by the spoonfull so you better snort one up now before they are all gone!
313 Merchandise has been busy with our new line of “Election 2008 Funny T-Shirts”. Our latest designs include a spoof on KFC and Hilary “Kuntucky Fried Clinton”, Obama Your Mama, Bitchs Ain’t Shit (a spoof on N.W.A. classic ho masterpiece), Obama Llama and B.A. Barackus (our parody of Mr. T’s A-Team character and Barack Obama)!! Browse a few designs below and pick your candidate.