Archive for June, 2009

American Bongstand T-Shirt

Posted in New Designs on June 20th, 2009

American Bongstand T-Shirts

American’s love to dance and smoke weed! So the latest craze is The American Bongstand T-Shirts! Do some Bong hits while dancing to the oldies in our American Bongstand shirts. Our American Bongstand tees are printed nicely with our sublimated “Rasta Colors” on all styles and sizes. So order a Bongstand t-shirt and put on them dancing heels baby!

Bukkake Falls T-Shirt

Posted in New Designs, The 313 Collection on June 15th, 2009

Bukkae Falls T-Shirt

Enjoy The Great Outdoors with our Bukkake Falls T-Shirt! “The Cum Capped Mountains at Bukkake Falls look like Breasts” the locals claimed, so we took our artist’s out to the infamous waterfall in Snatchole, Montana to design our latest Bukkake Collection T-Shirt! Bukkake Falls cum’s printed on all styles and sizes. So if you’re ever in Snatchole Montana ask the locals “Where the hell is Bukkake Falls?” and the’ll be sure to show you the way.

Hung Fu David Carradine Masturbation T-Shirt

Posted in New Designs, Offensive Or Not? on June 6th, 2009

Hung Fu T-Shirts

Join the latest masturbation sex craze with our Hung Fu T-Shirts! Hung Fu comes printed on all colors and styles. Read more below

BANGKOK, June 5 — Thai police officers investigating the death of David Carradine, the American actor who made his name in the “Kung Fu” television series in the 1970s, say he most likely died of asphyxiation, possibly when an autoerotic sex game went wrong.

Carradine, 72, was found naked in a closet in an upscale Bangkok hotel on Thursday with cords around his neck and his genitals. The police are checking DNA found on the cords, but say they found no signs of a struggle, suggesting that Carradine might have either tied himself up or submitted voluntarily to his incapacitation.

10 Funny T-Shirts for $100!

Posted in New Designs, Rants and Raves on June 4th, 2009

Holy Shit Balls! Buying cool t-shirts in bulk is now made easy. 10 of our Kick-Ass funny T-Shirts for only $100! Now you and your friends can all be wearing our classic offensive t-shirts for $10 each! So what the hell are you waiting for? That’s a Savings of Over 40-50% Off! Order today click here.

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Phil Spector Killer Hair T-Shirt

Posted in New Designs on June 1st, 2009

Phil Spector Killer Hair T-Shirt

Eccentric music producer Phil Spector The originator of the “Wall of Sound” production technique, has been convicted of 2nd degree murder. Spector was a pioneer of the 1960s girl group sound and clocked in over twenty-five Top 40 hits between 1960 and 1965. His courtroom hairstyles are one to rival Michael Jackson’s courtroom pajama party! Now that Phil is facing 19 years to life in the California State Prison System we here at 313 decided to bring the “Wall Of Hair” to life with our Phil Spector Killer Hair T-Shirts! Old Phil’s fro is nicely sublimated on all our tasty colors and styles.