Porn on The Cob is here! A great tasty ear of Sweet Corn with lotsa melted butter makes a man happy. This T Shirt is sure to make any summer picnic a “Corny” hit and now you can score a Porn on The Cob Tee on our various styles and colors. Order yours here

Look up in the Sky It’s A Bird, It’s a plane, It’s Super Skunk! Super Skunk Weed T-Shirts are here! The latest from our 313 artist Sly at slyartwork.com The “Classic” Marijuana Strain has returned to fight off all Swag Weed with a Powerful Hit to the Brain! Order your Super Skunk Tee here

Introducing our latest t-shirt Lady Caca… sorry Lady Gaga but we always knew you were a piece of shit! and I must admit the very first time I witnessed Lady Gaga I thought I was watching a man in drag! or maybe a transvestite? But unfortunately my observations was wrong, but recently as I sat on the Bally’s Gym shitter between workouts I was bombarded with Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” which caused my rectum to form the inspiration for our latest design!
Now I wear my Lady Caca Tee to The Gym with pride as I blast Naplam Death in my earbuds and watch all the Gaga fan’s faces witness their beloved pop star idolized as a piece of shit across my chest! Buy Lady Caca here

Our latest tee from 313. Inspired by the Horrific Oil Spill in our Gulf Shores. Nicely sublimated on our “Super Soft” line of vintage silver and creme colors. Wear this tee to protest the damage to our gulf shores from BP.

Oil Spill Earth T-Shirt

Tilikum Strikes again! Lurking in the waters of Orlando’s SEA WORLD Tilikum the Killer Whale has taken a third victim. In response to the recent spree of murders by this Serial Killer Whale we have released “Serial Killer” T Shirt. Grab a Serial Killer Whale Shirt before the next attack!

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Our latest design is for Marijuana Legalization.  Weed O Jima the iconic soldiers fight to keep our most sacred plant “high” in the air! These tees will be a huge bong hit in Smoke Shops order yours today.
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Our latest in Tank Tops! The Charlie Sheen “Wife Beater”. This is a Classic Domestic Tank Top please report any abuse to your local authorities.

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Sheen charged in alleged Christmas Day assault on wife in Aspen
His wife said that Sheen had pinned her to a bed and held a knife to her throat. He faces up to three years in prison. More here

Fresh from 313 Merch comes our “Happy Little Trees T-Shirt” featuring Bob Ross spliffin’ it up! A great vintage pot classic. Happy Little Trees Tees are nicely printed on our latest Silky Soft Vintage Wash line of t-shirts or classic ringer styles! These are gonna be HOT grab one today!

Baby On Board T-Shirt

Fresh outta 2010 is  Baby On Board T-Shirt. This shirt will definitely piss some baby lovers off ! Inspired as revenge to all the parents who cry for special attention with their ‘Baby on Board Sign” posted in the rear window while driving their BMW’s like a douche bag! Wear this one on your next airline flight so as to annoy the tiny little bastard’s parents who’s screaming infant is keeping you awake the entire fucking flight!

The year 2009′ brought some great designs from 313 merch! Morbid but funny the death of David Carradine created our Infamous Hung Fu T-Shirt.
The San Diego Comic Con saw and felt the ultimate revenge from Anti- Twilight haters with our Twilight is Gay Tee.

We brought many So-Cal Cannabis Collectives and the THC Expo  The OG Kush T-Shirt.

and with the Tiger Woods sex scandal we ended the year with a buying frenzy for our Tiger Woods Player T-Shirt! Topical shirts seem to be the popular subject and 313 merch is on top of current events in the news. Stay with us in 2010′ for more great funny t-shirts to come.