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Baby On Board T-Shirt

Fresh outta 2010 is  Baby On Board T-Shirt. This shirt will definitely piss some baby lovers off ! Inspired as revenge to all the parents who cry for special attention with their ‘Baby on Board Sign” posted in the rear window while driving their BMW’s like a douche bag! Wear this one on your next airline flight so as to annoy the tiny little bastard’s parents who’s screaming infant is keeping you awake the entire fucking flight!

Join the latest masturbation sex craze with our Hung Fu T-Shirts! Hung Fu comes printed on all colors and styles. Read more below

BANGKOK, June 5 — Thai police officers investigating the death of David Carradine, the American actor who made his name in the “Kung Fu” television series in the 1970s, say he most likely died of asphyxiation, possibly when an autoerotic sex game went wrong.

Carradine, 72, was found naked in a closet in an upscale Bangkok hotel on Thursday with cords around his neck and his genitals. The police are checking DNA found on the cords, but say they found no signs of a struggle, suggesting that Carradine might have either tied himself up or submitted voluntarily to his incapacitation.

The Pandemic is here! The Mexican Swine Flu and 313 Merchandise has The Official Mexican Swine Flu T-Shirts! Help stop the spread of Swine Flu by wearing our Swine Flu T-Shirts. Our Swine Flu T-Shirts are pork free and come printed on various styles and sizes. Do not get caught without your Official 313 Mexican Swine Flu T-Shirt or you may need vaccinated.

Hot off the 313 press comes our latest Barack Obama T-Shirt and just in time for the 2008 Election! Gangsta’s Paradise Obama T-Shirt spoof a rap song by Coolio from the movie Dangerous Minds (1995), and Democrat President elect Barack Obama. Nicely sublimated on all “Cool T-Shirt” colors and styles from 313 Merchandise. Offensive or Not? you decide…

Wigga Brand is back with a new “Cracker” These little white crackers pack a huge black taste. Size small thru 3xl and available in many styles. No worries though because these crackers are shit talkers and salted!

Jew-Jitsu the latest from 313 merch brings the question at hand again. Is this shirt offensive to you or not? We find this shirt has been selling more to our Jewish customers which opens room for discussion. But please also consider the fact that Jew-Jitsu is fighting all Un-Kosher foes in his way too…

    

Are you easily offended by Funny Jesus T-Shirts? What is so offensive about making pun of the son of god?