The New 313 ACU (Army Military Uniform) Desert Sand Moisture Wicking T-Shirts

Posted in New Designs on June 19th, 2007 by webmaster

Just in stock for Summer 2007 our 313 ACU Desert Sand Moisture Wicking T-Shirts! If you like to wear t shirts in the summer heat then these are what you need to stay cool in. Constructed using new “Hydrowick” material, 5.5 oz Mirada Air Jet polyester. The ACU T-shirts are made to wick moisture away from the body while allowing cooling air to pass through. These are the required undershirts for the Army Combat Uniform. Pick a design and choose desert sand/ACU at checkout!

ACU Desert Sand Moisture Wicking T-Shirts

Wake N’ Bake Donuts

Posted in New Designs on June 12th, 2007 by webmaster

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts has just ran into some serious competition. Wake N’ Bake Donuts is a new donut company that originally began in Holland in 1979. Now Wake N’ Bake Donuts is Hot out of the oven here in California! These Donuts come in all flavors and styles. Wake N’ Bake Donuts menu is like a trip through Amsterdam’s coffee shops. With donuts like The Dutch Kush Krumble and their most popular Ganja Glaze, which are glazed to perfection and ready to cure the munchies! Open 24/7 visit Wake N’ Bake Donut Shop coming to your town soon!

Wake N' Bake Donuts

Hershey’s Chocolate Files Multi Million Dollar Federal Lawsuit against 313 Merchandise!

Posted in Parody T-Shirts on June 6th, 2007 by webmaster

4.6 Billion Dollar Candy Giant The Hershey Co. has filed a Federal Trademark Infringement Lawsuit against our Los Angeles based company 313 Merchandise over two t-shirt designs parodying the logo for Milk Duds, where the name “Milk” was changed to MILF and a design where the word Reese’s was changed to Feece’s.

It has been over 2 years now since 313 Merch first received a Cease & Desist letter from Hershey’s Attorney asking us to stop selling our 2 designs mocking there infamous Milk Duds & Reese’s Peanut Butter cups. We immediately complied to their demands and removed all alleged infringing merchandise from our site. Hershey’s strong arming tactics continued and has now snow balled into a multi million dollar trademark dilution lawsuit against our t-shirt business. We now since have changed our direction of designing funny shirts. 313 Merch basically has said goodbye to The T-Shirt Parody world of twisting corporate trademarks into our own form of humorous art we once loved to create.

Many small business companies like our own are served frivolous lawsuits across America everyday. Corporate lawyers are constantly searching the web looking for potential money makers and abusing there rights to protect there trademarks by using such Cease & Desist techniques and intimidation. America’s small business owners are being taken to the cleaners by trial lawyers and lawsuit abuse is running rampant across our civil courts systems. Hershey’s Chocolate do not find any humor in anything that resembles or pokes fun at their chocolate empire. They are currently seeking judgment against other companies like the Women’s Maternity Wear “MILK DUDZ” , a lawsuit against Vendomatic Inc. for there parody sticker of York Peppermint Patties “DORK”, a shirt parody of Hershey’s Kisses, and most recent case for parodying the packaging of many of Hershey’s famous candies. Marijuana Laced Candy.

There is one institute that is fighting for your rights as a small business owner.

The Institute for Legal Reform